THE EXCITEMENT OF THE UNKNOWN ENTRY

I've probably told you I've only got a one-way ticket and all sort of doomed
forecasts have been thrown at me.

My in-law even told me NOT to mention I had a daughter or friends residing in CA as this would make me more liable (from the freak immigration point of view) to overstay or immigrate illegally!!!


Apparently LOGIC or COMMON SENSE does not rule these issues and worst predictions see me being refused entry either in BCN or Zurich!!!
Funnily enough I was addressed to the Embassy in Madrid, but the line would invariably be ALWAYS engaged. It's ALL so exciting...
Heard stories about a green paper forcibly to be delivered where you entered the country...
Not to mention the impossibility to reenter if I wished so after Baja.
If I left the country in Tijuana without matching the entry green card I would be banned forever more!!!

My passport entitles me to 90 days tourism if I have a return ticket which is not my case. Any comments or jokes on the whole affair?

I hope you find this funny and you bring me some light